Mystery Man ~ Invite an old beau for love cocktails.
Keep him late enough so he'll still be there when your date
arrives. Or when he calls to say what time his picking you up,
ask if he can make it a little later, you have company.
Leave theater tickets lying around your apartment.
Fill in the Sunday crossword puzzle,
partly in your handwriting, partly in a heavy, masculine print.
Cheat on some of the words with a dictionary and put those in
a manish writing. Leave the puzzle out for him to see.
Some smart man has been spending Sunday in your apartment!
Send yourself a love telegram to arrive when he's there
or left out for his visit with the message: Arriving Air France
tommorrow. You be there, love Mike.
Start wearing a good piece of good jewlery
(love braclet would be perfect.) If he asks where it came from,
say your mother sent it to you.
When he says he can't see you Friday
as planned, act relieved.
Leave a pack of cigarettes not his own around.
Turn him down for the week-end.
Stick a photo of a handsome man where he'll see it.
Buy two boxes of handkerchefs
and give him the wrong one.
When he asks what you did last night change the subject.
If he calls late at night sound evasive and hurried.
Plan a trip, but don't tell him about it.
When you go, simply drop a note saying you'll be back in 4 days.
Don't kiss him when he walks in the door.
Forget his birthday.
Suggest he's getting to dependent on you.
Dont' do the laundry, massaging his back, cooking, cleaning.
Start saying your busy.
When he's admiring a girl, agree with him and say,
absolutely lovely, and so is the man with her.
Take off 10 pounds.
Look gorgeous and flirt with everyone at the next party.
Take an invitation to a party and don't invite him.
Change your whole look, hair, face, figure, nails, cloth.
Learn to BELLYDANCE!