"You'd be surprised how much
it costs to look this cheap!"
- Dolly Parton
The nice thing about egotists is that
they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper

"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"I've always taken risks, and never worried
what the world might really think of me." - Cher
"Virgin like balloon, one prick, all gone."
Temptation Cocktail

1 1/2 oz. Blended Whiskey
1/2 oz. teaspoon Triple Sec
1/2 oz. Anis
1/2 oz. Dubonnet
Shake with ice and strain into
cocktail glass. Add twists of
lemon and orange peel.
NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE!

Lawyer to client:
"In my profession, there's no such thing as free speech."
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