Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin,
it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
- S. J. Perlman

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Tight Snatch

1 oz. light rum 3/4 oz. peach schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
Stir in highball glass


Naked Bitch

1 /2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Buttershots
2 oz Orange Juice
1 dash Cream
Mix on the rocks



Pink Pussycat

1 1/2 oz. vodka
fill with pineapple juice
splash of grenadine
Strain in highball glass

NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE!



A prostitute took a client to a motel.
Before she was willing to submit to him,
she demanded a hundred dollars cash.
The customer handed her a crisp one
hundred dollar bill. As soon as they
were undressed, the customer started
to spank the prostitute. It was starting
to hurt, so she asked, "How long are
you going to do this?" The customer said,
"Until I get my money back!"
Milton Berle