Shame on You!

THE PASTA MAKER
This is the type of poop everyone wishes they could have every
time the stall is mounted. It has a firm yet malleable consistency which
passes at a steady pace while making virtually zero noise. Since it breaks off
cleanly, there is rarely need for excessive Toilet Paper usage. If it weren't for
the brief sigh of contentment which follows one of these, fellow poopers
would have no clue that you just passed your load...very nice.
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