I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless
to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless
it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
- J. Edgar Hoover


Horny Toad Cocktails

1 part Midori
1 part Southern Comfort
1 part Malibu Rum
1 splash Pineapple Juice
1 splash Sprite
Mix, chill, serve in cocktail glasses

Piece of Ass Cocktails

1 part Southern Comfort
1 part Triple Sec
1 part Sour Mix Mix equal parts over ice
and strain into shot glass.

Tahoe Sex Cocktails

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Peach Schnapps
3 oz Orange Juice with pulp
2 oz Cranberry Juice
1/2 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
2 cube(s) Ice Shake all ingredients in martini mixer.
Pour into cocktail glasses

NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE!