Shame on You!
Escaped Farts
Definition: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal
or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden
wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive
when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee,
do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing
next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one
likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or
laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. |