A man goes to Victoria's Secret to buy his wife the
most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind
the counter goes and gets an outfit.
"This is $200," she says.
"I want one that's more sheer," says he.
"This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."
"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."
"I'll take it!"
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying,
"Go put this on and come down to model it for me."
His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks,
"This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't
even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this
back for a refund and he won't know the difference."
So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes
a pose at the top of the stairs.
"So, how do you like it?" she asks.
Her husband then complains, "Darn, you'd think for $500
they'd iron the damn thing!"
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker
I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a
problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention
to women's breasts?
Hugh Grant
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Famous Queen Victoria's Quotes
We are not interested in the possibilities
of defeat. They do not exist.
The important thing is not what they think
of me, but what I think of them.
I would venture to warn against too great
intimacy with artists as it is very
seductive and a little dangerous.
Queen Victoria
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