Things Men Should Not
Say in Victoria's Secret
Top ten things you shouldn't ever say out loud



Things Men Should Not Say in Victoria's Secret

45 bucks? You just gonna end up NAKED anyway!
Will you model this for me?
Does this come in children's sizes?
No thanks, just sniffing.
I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
Mom will love this.
Oh the size doesn't matter-She's inflatable.
No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
The Miracle What? This is better than world peace!
And the most important thing of all, that men should never
say out loud in Victoria's Secret is:
Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret;
it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Things Men Should Not Say in Victoria's Secret
A Man Goes To Victoria's Secret

A man goes to Victoria's Secret to buy his wife the
most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind
the counter goes and gets an outfit.
"This is $200," she says.

"I want one that's more sheer," says he.

"This one is $350."

"I want it even more sheer than that."

"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."

"I'll take it!"

The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying,
"Go put this on and come down to model it for me."

His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks,
"This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't
even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this
back for a refund and he won't know the difference."

So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes
a pose at the top of the stairs.

"So, how do you like it?" she asks.

Her husband then complains, "Darn, you'd think for $500
they'd iron the damn thing!"


Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker

I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a
problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention
to women's breasts?
Hugh Grant

Most Expensive Bra Victoria's Secret

The Red Hot Fantasy bra burns a scorching $15 million
hole in your purse. Created by Victoria's Secret,
this explosive little number is alight with over 1,300
precious sontes, including 300 carates of blazing
Thai rubies set among diamonds. It is home-delivered
by security guards in an armored truck.
Guinness World Records


Famous Queen Victoria's Quotes

We are not interested in the possibilities
of defeat. They do not exist.

The important thing is not what they think
of me, but what I think of them.

I would venture to warn against too great
intimacy with artists as it is very
seductive and a little dangerous.
Queen Victoria


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