A rather fat woman with a sagging tits was vacationing
in Florida. She goes into a shop and buys a bikini.
The next day she comes back and wants to return the
bikini top and get half her money back.
The clerk says,
"But you need the top too."
The woman replies,
"No, I don't. I can get everything into the bottom."
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Jokes About Tits
Two friends meet in the office of one of them,
a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations,
that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her.
Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan.
She works. If you squeeze her left tit,
she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right
tit, she types a letter. And that's not all,
she can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh?
Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, his friend takes her into the restroom
and is in there with her for a while.
Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Help Me!"
The guy says,
"Shit! I forgot to tell him
her ass is a pencil sharpener!"
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