The Tattoos
There's this guy named Jack, and he has a girlfriend named Wendy.
So, when she sees her name on his masculine member, she is overwhelmed.
The bartender looks slowly down at Jack's thing, back to his and
Quirky is sexy, like scars or
Sometimes I bust out and do things
Walter Stiglitz, of New Jersey, claimed
The most decorated woman is Rusty Field of England,
The most beautiful Tattooed Lady Contest in
Tattoos Man
Tattoos Woman
Source: Guinness Book of Worldrecords
Jack loves Wendy a lot. To prove how much he loves her, he gets
"Wendy" tattooed on his penis. When it's erect, it says her name,
and when deflated, it reads "Wy".
He pops the question, and she accepts. They decide to go to Jamaica for
their honeymoon. Once there, they try out all the local culture,
including a nude beach.
They are having a great time, when Jack decides to get up from
sunbathing and get something to drink at the beach bar. He walks over
to the bar with his deflated love muscle, trying not to let his eye
wander and end up embarrassing himself.
He orders a drink from the guy at the bar, who is also naked.
He is surprised to note that the bartender also has "Wy" tattooed
on his penis! Jack says to the guy, "Wow, what a coincidence.
So, you have a girlfriend named 'Wendy' and her name is tattooed
on your dick too?"
starts laughing. Flashing a wide grin, he says, "No, mon. Mine says
'Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.'"
Tattoos are like stories, they're symbolic of the
important moments in your life. Sitting down,
talking about where you got each tattoo and what
it symbolizes, is really beautiful.
Pamela Anderson
chipped teeth. I also like tattoos
- they're rebellious.
Jennifer Aniston
so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
Drew Barrymore
The ultimate in being tattoed is Wilfred Hardy of England.
Not content with a perilous approach to within 4% of totality
of his outer skin, he hs been tattooed on the inside of his
cheek, his tongue, gums and eybrows.
5,457 separate tattoos by 6 artists.
who after 12 years under the needle of tattoo artist
Bill Skuse, has come within 15% of totality.
the US were won by Susan Jones.
Tom Leppard (UK) has approximately 99.9% of his body
covered in tattoos. Tom's all-body tattoos portrays
a leopard-skin design, dark feline spots, with a
leopardlike yellow tattooed on the skin in between.
Tom now lives as a hermit on the Isles of Skye, UK,
and estimates he has spent over $7,000.00 on his
amazing work.
The world's most tattooed woman is strip artiste
Krystyn Kolorful of Canada. Tattoos cover 95% of
her body and took 10 years to complete.
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