The Taco Bell penis: Get some; make a run for the border!
The Viagra penis: It lets the dance begin.
The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red.
The Secret penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
The Beavis penis: Look! it's changing color!
The Absolut Vodka penis: It's absolut' perfection.
The Alkaseltzer penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz... Oh,
what a relief it is...
The All-State penis: You're in good hands.
The American Express penis: Don't leave home without it.
The AOL penis: It's so easy to use, no wonder it's #1?
The AT&T penis: Reach out and touch someone.
The Avis penis: Trying harder than ever.
The Barney penis: It says "I love you!"
The Beatles penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner.
The Pork Penis: The other white meat.
The Bic Lighter penis: Go ahead flick my bic!
The Borden penis: It's GOT to be good.
The Bounty penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.
The Budweiser penis: This bud's for you!
The Life Savers Penis: Five fruity flavors.
The Burger King penis: Have it your way.
The Heinz Penis: Good things come to those who wait.
The C&C music factory penis: Makes you go hmmm...
The California Lotto penis: Who's next?
The Eggo Penis: Leggo my penis!
The Calloway Putter penis: It will improve your stroke.
The Cambells soup penis: Mmm mmm good!
The Army Penis: Be all that you can be.
The Captain Planet penis: Go Penis!
The Champion penis: The official penis of the '96 U.S.A olympic team.
The Charmin double roll penis: It lasts longer because it is longer.
The Chevy penis: Like a rock.
The Chips Ahoy penis: Betcha bite a chip.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch penis: Its the adult thing to do.
The Citibank visa penis: It's everywhere you want to be.
The Folger's Crystals Penis: It's freeze dried to seal
in the freshness.
The best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.
The CNN Sports Illustrated penis: As interactive as you can
get without getting bruised.
The Cobain penis: It blows itself away.
The Coca Cola penis: Always the Real Thing.
The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats ...we treat you right.
The Dial penis: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you
wish everybody did?
The Diet Pepsi penis: You got the right one, baby.
The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it...
The Dodge Neon penis: There's a lot more to love!
The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 minutes or less!
The Doublemint penis: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Doublemint penis: Chewing really satisfies.
The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going...
The Erricson Cell Phone penis: Whip out your little one.
The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar.
The Excedrin penis: It's tthhhhiiiisss big!
The Extra penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time!
The Flintstone's Vitamins penis: 10 million strong and growing!
The Ford penis: The best never rest.
The Franks Red Hot Sauce penis: It's the ooh without the ouch.
The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRREEEAAATTT!
The Fruit-by-the Foot penis: Need I say more?
The FTD penis: Some of life's best moments come FTD.
The General Electric penis: We bring good things to life!
The Generic penis: One size fits all.
The George of the Jungle penis: Watch out for that...tree?
The Gillette penis: The best a man can get.
The GMC Envoy penis: It's the real mcCoy.
The GMC Yukon penis: Beautifully designed, powerfully
built and genetically engineered.
The Hardees Breakfast penis: Rise and shine.
The Helene Zinn penis: You can't eat that!
The Insinkerator Disposal penis: The choice of 9 out of
10 professionals.
The Jell-O penis: Watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle...
The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend.
The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: Self-explanatory.
The Juicy Fruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya.
The Just For Men penis: A sure thing for a natural look.
The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The Knick Knack Patty Wack penis: This old man comes rolling home!
The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one!
The Life penis: Mikey likes it.
The Life Call penis: It's fallen and it can't get up.
The Little Caesar's penis: Penis! Penis!
The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious!
The Luv's penis: It'll take a load off your mind.
The Macintosh penis: It does more,it costs less,it's that simple.
The Magnavox penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The McDonald's penis: Over 8 billion served.
The McDonald's penis: Have you had your break today?
The MCI penis: For friends and family!
The Men's Healthy Magazine penis: It's a perfect fit.
The MicroMachines penis: A whole world, in the palm your hand.
The Microsoft penis: Where do you want to go today?
The Milk penis: It does a body good!
The Miller Lite penis: Great taste, less filling.
The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand!
The Monty Python penis II: "Every sperm is sacred..."
The Mortal Kombat penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The NBA on TNT penis: Ever want something so bad it hurts?
The New York Lotto penis: Cause hey - you never know.
The Newport penis: It's alive with pleasure.
The Nike penis: Just do it.
The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power.
The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny nose,
itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.
The Oasics Running Shoe penis: There's one less excuse to skip a day.
The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Phillips MOM penis: It's always stimulant free.
The Pillsbury Flour penis: It comes plain or self rising.
The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great.
The Pontiac penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
The Portofino Bay penis: Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional.
The Post Selects Cereal penis: Not everything that goes
into "Post Selects" fits.
The Power of Cheese penis: Just saying it is enough to
make you smile.
The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop...
The Psychic penis: It knows you are coming before you do...
The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.
The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Reach Toothbrush penis: It cleans hard to reach places.
The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis?
The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you?
The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Dr. Pepper Penis: Wouldn't you like to be a penis too?
The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.
The Robutussin penis: Recommended by Dr. Mom...
The Sanka penis: Good to the last drop!
The Sears penis: Come see the softer side.
The Sega penis: PENIS!
The Baskins-Robbins Penis: 31 flavours.
The Siskel & Ebert penis: 2 thumbs up...
The Slim Fast penis: Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great.
The Snickers penis: It satisfies you.
The Speed Stick Ultimate penis: It kills 99% of odor causing
germs for 24 hours.
The Springmaid penis: Makes you snore like a lady.
The Sprite penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything.
The Starburst penis: The juice is loose!
The Star Trek penis: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis: You can put it where
the sun don't shine.
The Sustecal penis : More protein, less fat!
The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on...
The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Tootsie Roll Pop penis: How many licks DOES it take ...?
The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me!
The Toyota penis: Oh, what a feeling.
The Transformers penis: It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Uncle Sam penis: We want you.
The Virginia Slims penis: You've come a long way, baby!
The Wendy's penis: Where's the beef?
The Wendy's penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Wizard of Oz penis: "Oh my!"
The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
The Tattoos
There's this guy named Jack, and he has a girlfriend named Wendy.
Jack loves Wendy a lot. To prove how much he loves her, he gets
"Wendy" tattooed on his penis. When it's erect, it says her name,
and when deflated, it reads "Wy".
So, when she sees her name on his masculine member, she is overwhelmed.
He pops the question, and she accepts. They decide to go to Jamaica for
their honeymoon. Once there, they try out all the local culture,
including a nude beach.
They are having a great time, when Jack decides to get up from
sunbathing and get something to drink at the beach bar. He walks over
to the bar with his deflated love muscle, trying not to let his eye
wander and end up embarrassing himself.
He orders a drink from the guy at the bar, who is also naked.
He is surprised to note that the bartender also has "Wy" tattooed
on his penis! Jack says to the guy, "Wow, what a coincidence.
So, you have a girlfriend named 'Wendy' and her name is tattooed
on your dick too?"
The bartender looks slowly down at Jack's thing, back to his and
starts laughing. Flashing a wide grin, he says, "No, mon. Mine says
'Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.'"
Penis Envy
Jack goes to the doctor and says
"Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack,
"Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base
of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you
unless you're willing to try an experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
"Well," the doctor explains,
"what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby
elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it silently then says,
"Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex
again is too much, let's go for it."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light
to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for
his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants
in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his
legs that continued to the point of being painful. To release the
pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from
his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, and then
returned to his pants. His girl friend was stunned at first but
then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
Jack replied with his eyes watering,
"Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll up my ass."
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