 
Patricia The StripperAnd beseeching me to come and keep the score And Maud says "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored! And I really can't stand it anymore. To a little place I've found down by the Quay Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia, And the reason isn't very hard to see. Just to keep fat men thinner, As they tumble down in heaps before her feet, They hang around in groups like battle weary troops, One can often see them queue right down the street. She also removes all her clothing. For Patricia is the best stripper in town. To tremendous applause she took off her drawers, And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips Threw it all in the air, and everybody stared, And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor, The police were banging on the door, On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty four. Take it away boys The manner in which she was exposed, And later on in court, well, everybody thought That a summer run in Gaol would be proposed, Or may I say, Delicia, The facts of this case lie before me. Case dismissed, this girl was in her working clothes!" To tremendous applause she took off her drawers, And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips Threw it all in the air, and everybody stared, And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor, The police were yelling out for more! On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty four On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty four... Chris Deburgh |
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