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When I see there
In my imagination
You have nothing to wear
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Never have considered them
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ingredients:
2 Laughing Eyes
2 Loving Arms
2 Nuts
1 Firm Banana
2 Well Shaped Sexy Legs,
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2 Firm Milk Containers
1 Fur-lined Mixing Bowl
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently
until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased,
check regularly with finger.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in
and out until well creamed.
For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl
and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably not over night).
6. The cake is done when the banana is soft.
If banana doesn't soften repeat steps 3 - 5 or change mixing bowl.
Note:
a: If in unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
b: Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
c: If cake rises, leave town.
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Pussy v Beer:
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at
the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast,
it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy,
she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have
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Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a
beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy
in the stands at a football game.
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you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make
a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God.
Beer can make you see the porcelain god.
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If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag pussy positions at work,
you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are and kill you.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer,
your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had
is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had
is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
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