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Dear Mrs. Sexy Legs Playgirl Man of the Month Centerfold APPLICANT,

We wish to thank you for your letter and the polaroid pictures of your husband. We agree that his appearance in our March issue as the Sexy Legs Playgirl's Man of the Month Centerfold would have been a truly fitting way for you to honor your 50th anniversary of wedded bliss.

We submitted the picture to our various panels of judges as is our routine procedure, with the following results:

When rated by our panel of average American women (ages 25 to 50) on a scale from 1 to 10 (10 being the highest), his body was rated a -2.

To further justify our ratings we submitted your photograph to another panel of women in the age bracket of 51 to 100, but we couldn't get them to stop laughing long enough to take time to rate him.

The Old American Women panel, aged 70 to 100, widowed for over twenty years, said "We'll retain our widowhood status!"

The Organization of Nude Pictures Painters (thinking perhaps they could touch up the pictures), said "We can't perform miracles!"

We therefore regret that we will not be able to satisfy your request for Rufus on his 50th wedding anniversary. We do, however, invite you to submit other pictures for Sexy Legs Playgirl's Centerfolds. However, please be advised that the minimum requirement is that the staple used to hold the centerfold in place in the magazine cannot completely obliterate what we refer to as "the item of interest" as it would in rufus's case.

Truly Yours,
Sexy Legs Playgirl Wanna Be, Editor
Sexy Legs Playgirl Centerfolds, Inc.

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