Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
Bette Davis

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day.
Holmes

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
Cartland

Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette.
Rodney Dangerfield

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

God created sex. Priests created marriage.
Voltaire

Great food is like great sex.
The more you have the more you want.
Greene

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Demaret

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Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.
Wayne

I am not against sex.
I am here as a result of sex.
Billy Graham

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Martin

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Rivers

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Burns

I don't see much of Alfred since he got so interested in sex. Kinsey

I have always thought that candy is the sex of childhood. It's the thing you think about a lot, because you aren't allowed to have it. It's replaced by sex in your adolescence. The same kind of plotting, secretiveness, the same kind of parental disapproval. And then you get to an age where you would just as soon have candy again.
Lebowitz

I have never liked bargains when it came to sex.
Lemar

I have never liked sex. I do not think I ever will. It seems just the opposite of love.
Marilyn Monroe

I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.
Tallulah Bankhead

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Gabor

If God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate.
Snow

Sex is a bad thing because
it rumples the clothes."
Kennedy
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Dangerfield

I'm at an age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Burns

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
George Burns