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Come and listen to my story of a man named John, a poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone.

It seems one night after gettin' with his wife, she lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.

(Penis, that is)

(Clean cut, Missed his nuts)

Well, the next thing you know, there's a ginsu by his side, and Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.

She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend, and tossed him out the window as she came around the bend.

CURVE, That is

Tossed the Nub.

In the Shrub.

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack and they called out the hounds just to get his Weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!" To John Wayne's henry that was waiving in the air.

FOUND, THAT IS

By a Fence.

Evidence.

Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long, so a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix that dong." A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need and the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed,

WHIZZED, THAT IS

Even Seam

Straight Stream

Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court with a half cock lawyer cause his assets came up short. They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape and his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape.

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