Shake with ice, strain
and pour into cocktail glasses


Dirty Panties

1 oz Tequila
4 pinches Parmesan Cheese
Pour in the tequila and sprinkle the cheese on top.


Fuzzy Pussy

1 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Peach Schnapps
3 oz Orange Juice
Add liquors, mix with juice to taste.
Serve over ice.


Absolut Pussy

2 oz Absolut Mandarin Vodka
2 oz Absolut Citron Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
Stain ingredients into cocktail glass and shake with ice.


Premature Ejaculations Cocktails

1 oz Creme de Menthe - white
1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 oz Vanilla Liqueur
Mix equal parts of each in mixing can.
Shake and strain with ice into cocktail glass


Pink Panties Cocktails

1 six pack of light beer
1 fifth of vodka
add pink frozen lemonade according to personal taste


Stimulated Clitoris Cocktails

1 shot(s) Bacardi Light Rum
3 splash(es) Grenadine
3 splash(es) Lime Juice
1/2 splash(es) Triple Sec
1 package(s) Sugar
Mix above ingredients.
Strain into cocktail glass with ice.


Tongue in Your Panties

1/2 shot Vodka
1/2 shot Southern Comfort
1/2 shot Peach Schnapps
1/2 shot Amaretto
Fill glass Orange Juice
1 splash Grenadine
1 splash Bacardi 151 Rum
Mix all ingredients except the 151
put over ice, layer the 151,
drink through straw.


A lady is one who never
shows her underwear unintentionally.
- Lillian Day

Is that a gun in your pocket,
or are you just glad to see me?
- Mae West

"Sex is like a bridge game;
if you don't have a good
partner, you better have
a good hand."

Confucious Says:
"Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Wise man give wife upright organ."

"Panties not best thing on earth,
but next to it."

"Woman who wear G-string,
high on crack!"

"Sex is emotion in motion."
- Mae West

"I believe that sex is one of the
most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
- Steve Martin

"The difference between pornography
and erotica is lighting."
- Gloria Leonard