FOUND:
Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat.
Been out awhile. Better be reward.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB:
$850/offer
GET A LITTLE JOHN:
The traveling urinal holds
2 1/2 bottles of beer.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
8 Years old. Hateful little dog.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spanial
1/2 Sneaky neighbor's Dog
FREE PUPPIES:
Part German Shepard. Part Stupid dog
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE:
Only used on snowy days
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, Pair: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO:
Still in box. Comes with its own 1988 mustang,
5l, auto, excellent condition $6800.
COWS FOR SALE:
Never bred calves, also 1 gay bull for sale.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS:
20 Year warranty.
Like new.
Slight urine smell.
NORDIC TRACK:
$300 Hardly used. Call Chubby
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING:
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
HUMMELS:
Largest selection ever,
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES:
Gun Club
GEORGIA PEACHES:
California grown - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE:
Never opened - Used Once.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
We offer profit sharing and flexible hours.
Starting Pay: $7 - $9 Per Hour.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
Queen sizew mattress and box springs - $175.
OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB:
100% Italian Leather
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER:
Prepares for an affair to remember.
OPEN HOUSE:
Body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 negotiable.
No longer needed. Recently married;
wife knows everything.
Personal Ads, Abbreviations and Men
Personal Ads, Abbreviations and Women
Strange BUT True Newspaper Ads
Rules For Dieting
The Perfect Girl
Why Do Women Love Men?
The Difference Between Love and Lust
What A Feeling Flashdance Lyrics
You Are So Beautiful Lyrics
Diamonds Are Forever
Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend Lyrics
Diamond Ring Jon Bon Jovi
Diamonds Janet Jackson Lyrics
La Bamba Song and Lyrics by Dusty Springfield
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