New York Cocktails and Recipes
New York Jokes, New York New York Lyrics,
New York Insane State Laws, New York Quotes

New York Slammer Cocktails Recipes
3/4 oz Each of:
Southern Comfort
Amaretto
Triple Sec
Sloe Gin
Orange juice
Shake and Strain
into Rocks glass

New York Cocktails
juice of 1 lime
1 tsp. powdered sugar
1 1/2 oz Blended Scotch Whisky
1/2 tsp Grenadine
Shake with ice
Strain into a cocktail glass
Garnish with a twist of lemon peel

New York Cocktails Recipes
2 oz Blended Whiskey
1 oz Lemon Juice
1 tsp Fine Sugar
1/2 tsp Grenadine
Shake ingredients in shaker
with ice cubes
Strain into a cocktail glass
Garnish with a twist of lemon

New York Nut Cocktails
Dash each:
Vodka
Amaretto
Frangelico
Tia Maria
splash of cream
Shake with ice
Strain into a Pony Glass

Signs You're from New York

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know
that this means Manhattan.

2. You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skill.

3. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or
the Empire State Building.

4. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get
from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday
before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.

5. Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

6. The subway makes sense.

7. The subway should never be called anything prissy,
like the Metro.

8. You believe that being able to swear at people in their
own language makes you multilingual.

9. You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.

10.You've considered stabbing someone just for saying
"The Big Apple".

11.Your door has more than three locks.

12.You go to a hockey game for the fighting. In the stands.
To participate.

13.Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.

14.The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

15.You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

16.You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.

17.You complain about having to mow it.

18.You are a skee-ball juggernaut.

19.You consider Westchester "Upstate".

20.You cried the day Ed Koch took over for Judge Wapner.

New York Jokes

A man from Atlanta moved to New York. As he wandered the
streets he stopped at an antique shop and decided to go in.
On looking around he noticed a very strange looking bronze
cat which had a tag on it saying, "Bronze Cat $30.00, Story
$150.00". The man was very curious and asked the salesman
to explain. "Well" said the man, "its just like it says,
$30 for the cat and $150 for its story". "I'll just take
the cat," said the man. "Very well, but you will be back,"
said the salesman. The man left the shop with the cat in
his pocket. As he walked down the street he heard a
strange mewing sound. On turning around he noticed there
were a couple of cats following him. The further he walked
the more cats seemed to follow him. As he got to the
Brooklyn Bridge he turned to see thousands of cats behind
him. "Screw this!" he said to himself and threw the bronze
cat into the river. All the cats jumped into the river too
and were drowned. The man returned to the shop where he
bought the cat.
"I knew you would be back. $150.00 for the story,"
said the salesman. "Forget the story," said the man.
"Have you got a bronze Mets fan?"

New York Jokes

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant
approached a blonde sitting in the first class section
and requested that she move to coach since she did not
have a first class ticket.

The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to New York, and I'm not moving."

Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight
attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went
to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of
the first class section.

Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."

The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the
captain what he should do.

The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know
how to handle this." He went to the first class section
and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped
up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why
didn't anyone just say so."

Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked
what he said to her that finally convinced her to move
from her seat.

The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section
wasn't going to New York."


Insane New York State Laws

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
This old law specifically prohibits men from turning
around on any city street and looking "at a woman in
that way." A second conviction for a crime of this
magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced
to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and
whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

The New York City Transit Authority has ruled that
women can ride the city subways topless. New York
law dictates that if a man can be somewhere without
a shirt, a woman gets the same right. The decision
came after arrests of women testing the ordinance
on the subways. A transit police spokesman said they
would comply with the new rule, but "if they were
violating any other rules, like sitting on a subway
bench topless smoking a cigarette, then we would
take action." Smoking is not allowed in the subways.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.


New York Quotes:

Send all the details. Never mind the facts.
- Telegram From The Editor Of The Old
New York World To his Washington Correspondent

I'm sure he's very big back in his own country.
- New York City Policeman
Commenting About Garth Brooks'
Free concert For Over 250,000
Fans In Central Park

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