Football player's wife: "I hate it when my husband calls leftovers 'replays.'"
TV executive's wife: "My husband calls them rerun.'"
Mortician's wife: "Be grateful. My husband refers to them as 'remains.'"
-Leslie Baranowsky
Surprised to see an empty seat at the Super Bowl,
a diehard fan remarked about it to a woman sitting nearby.
"It was my husband's," the woman explained, "but he died."
"I'm very sorry," said the man. "Yet I'm really surprised
that another relative, or friend, didn't jump at the chance
to take the seat reserved for him."
"Beats me," she said.
"They all insisted on going to the funeral."
- Coffee Break
The Largest Football
A football made from 560 ft. of PU leather and sewn by hand
had a diameter of 11 ft. 7 in. when measured on July 1, 1999.
Made by Tianjin Nanhua of Lisheng Sports Products Co.,
Beijing, China, the ball had 12,870 stitches, a cercumference
of 36 ft. 4 in. and weighed 313 lb. To be in proportion with
this ball, a player would have to be around 92 ft. tall, as
high as a six-story building.
Most football teams are temperamental.
That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
Doug Plank
I was surprised, but I always say
nothing surprises me in football.
Les Ferdinand
Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business
of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Merle Kessler
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2.From what well-known English game did
3. Which Yale graduate (Class of 1880) is
4. What famous play, since outlawed, became
5. Which college team first drew national
6. How wide is a regulation football field?
7. In what year was the first Rose Bowl game played?
8. What sobriquet did sportswriter Grantland Rice
10. Who won the first Super Bowl game?
11. What coach made famous the phrase
12. Who was the first coach to use the
Football's not just about scoring goals,
But the real tragedy was that
Their football was exceptionally good
The NFL, like life, is full of idiots
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