Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
Friendly fire ain't.
The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
The buddy system is essential to your survival;
it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely
your artillery will shoot short.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong,
it will happen then.
Army Cocktails
1 1/2 oz. Gin
1 oz Sweet Vermouth
2 dashes Grenadine
1 Cocktail Glass Serving
Shake with ice and strain
into a cocktail glass.
Garnish with slice orange peel
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I may disagree with what you have to say,
but I will defend to the death
your right to say it.
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