"Law of Drunkenness" You can't fall off the floor.
"The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear,
you had better let him lead.
"The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap,
always leave room for the mouse.
"The Law of Common Sense" Never accept a drink from a urologist.
"The Law of Reality" Never get into fights with ugly people,
they have nothing to lose.
"The Law of Self Sacrifice When you starve with a tiger,
the tiger starves last.
"The Law of Motivation" Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
"Weiler's Law" Nothing is impossible for the man who
doesn't have to do it himself.
"Law of Probable Dispersal" Whatever hits the fan will
not be evenly distributed.
"Law of Volunteer Labor" People are always available for
work in the past tense.
"Conway's Law" In any organization there is one person who knows
what is going on. That person must be fired.
"Iron Law of Distribution" Them that has, gets.
"Law of Cybernetic Entomology" There is always one more bug.
"Heller's Law" The first myth of management is that it exists.
"Osborne's Law" Variables won't; constants aren't.
"Main's Law" For every action there is an equal and
opposite government program.
"Weinberg's Second Law" If builders built buildings the way
programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that
came along would have destroyed civilization.
Better to light a candle
than to curse the darkness.
Chinese Proverb
You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from
flying over your head, but you can prevent
them from building nests in your hair.
Chinese Proverb
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