Mens Penis Watch

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my penis I will keep,
And if I wake and it is gone,
I hope to find it on my lawn.
I hope the dog that's running free
And does not see the penis
that belongs to me.
A little precaution I must take
To keep this part I love to shake.
Much attention I must pay
To see the knives are put away,
The mower, chainsaw, hatchet, too,
There's just no telling what she'll do
To relieve me of my manly charm,
And I must keep it safe from harm.
I cross my fingers as I close my eyes,
and I cross my legs to avoid surprise.
And if my penis takes a whack,
I pray the doctors can sew it back!

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