The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure,
"When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side,
hammer away at the facts. If you have the law on your side,
hammer away at the law."
"But what if you have neither the facts nor the law on your side?"
"In that case," said the professor, "hammer away on the table."
- The Rotarian
And did you hear about the lawyer who
didn't like what the restaurant offered?
He asked for a change of menu.
- Bill Nelson
Milwaukee Journal
Lawyer to client:
"In my profession,
there's no such thing as free speech."