Kiss Your Ass

What time should I pick you up tonight
To make me seem more selectable
What kind of flowers
Should I bring your mother
To make me seem more delectable

I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
I'll do anything you ask
no matter the task
My whole purpose on earth
Is just to kiss your ass

What kind of drugs should I take tonight
to make me seem like I'm introverted
What kind of porn mags
Should I bring your brother
To make me seem like I'm still perverted

I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
I'll do anything you ask
No matter the task
My whole purpose on earth
Is just to kiss your ass

Teach me something I don't know
But I swear I'll be something someday
I strain my ears listnin'
Too hard to what you say
How many times should I cruise your block
On my tiny red tricycle
Screaming your name sweet heart in vain
This love stew has got me in a pickle

I got no problem with family events
I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
I'll do anything you ask, no matter the task
You're just the directory baby, I'm the cast
You'll be promiscuous, And I'll be chaste
'Cuz my whole purpose on earth
My whole purpose on earth
Is just to kiss your ass
Jewel

Food Stamp Love Jewel Lyrics
A Housewife's Revenge Jewel Lyrics
Dance Between Two Women Jewel Lyrics
Kiss Your Ass Jewel Lyrics
Kiss the Flame Jewel Lyrics
Foolish Games Jewel Lyrics
I Hate Valentine's Day Jewel Lyrics

Foolish Ashanti Lyrics
Get The Party Started Pink Lyrics
Pink You Make Me Sick Lyrics
Pink Most Girls Lyrics
Alicia Keys Caged Bird Lyrics
Y.M.C.A. Village People Lyrics
Destinys Child Sexy Daddy Lyrics
Janet Jackson Velvet Rope Lyrics
Smashing Pumpkins Lyrics Vanity
Bee Gees Lyrics Voices
Eagles Lyrics Victim of Love
Red Hot Chili Peppers Venice Queen
Marilyn Manson Valentine's Day Lyrics
To Sir With Love Lulu Lyrics
Ashanti Voodoo Lyrics
Shania Twain Man I Feel Like A Woman Lyrics
Shakira Underneath Your Clothes Lyrics
Shakira Ready For The Good Times
Christina Aguilera Lady Marmalade
Christina Aguilera Genie In A Bottle
Mariah Carey Music Box
Jennifer Lopez Ain't It Funny
Goldfinger Lyrics
Britney Spears Lucky
Where's The Party
The Look of Love Dusty Springfield
Free Celebrities Quotes
Spanish Eyes Backstreet Boys
Madonna Bad Girls
Boys and Lyrics by Backstreet Boys

Other Jewel Songs

Fragile Flame, Fragile Heart, In A Woman's Life,
Memoirs Of A Housewife, Enter from The East,
Need A Piece Of Your Love Machine, Painters