A man from out of town picked up a prostitute at the
hotel bar. After a drink or two, he brought her up
to his room and they had some fun. The next day,
the man, his business finished, went to the desk to
settle the bill. The clerk said, "Shall I put your
wife on this bill?"

Rather than make a big deal out of it, the man agreed.
The hotel couldn't charge too much for his "wife."

When the bill was handed to him, he almost fainted.
It was for three thousand dollars. Angrily he
pushed the bill back at the clerk. "This is all
wrong. I was only here for two days."

The clerk said, "Yes. But your wife has been
here ten weeks."


She walked the streets so long her
panty hose have curb feelers!

She's worked the streets so long they
made her an honorary lamppost!

Why do people keep hammering on prostitution?
It's the only industry that isn't leaving the city!

A doctor told a prostitute,
"Take these pills,
eat a bland diet, and in three days I'll have you back in bed!


A prostitute me a ninety year old man at a bar.
He asked if she wanted to have some fun.
She said, "You've had it."

The old man answered, how much do I owe you?"


A well endowed prostitute was being questioned
during her trial for soliciting. The city
attorney said, "Have you anything to offer the
jury on your behalf?"
The prostitute said,
"No thank you,
but that's why I'm in here!

A prostitute took a client to a motel. Before she
was willing to submit to him, she demanded a
hundred dollars cash. The customer handed her
a crisp one hundred dollar bill. As soon as they
were undressed, the customer started to spank the
prostitute. It was starting to hurt, so she asked,
"How long are you going to do this?"
The customer said, "Until I get my money back!"

She doesn't mind if a man doesn't
fit the bill, as long as he foots it!

He believes in love at first sight. It saves time!