Hot Lips Hot Legs and Hot Jokes
I would read Playboy magazine more often,
but my glasses keep steaming over.
- George Burns
He's a born playboy. I he was the sheik of
a haram, he'd still have a girl on the side!
Approching a passer-by, a street person asked,
"Sir, would you give me a hundred dollars for
a cup of coffee?"
"That's ridiculous!" the man replied.
"Just a yes or no, fella," the beggar growled.
"I don't need a lecture about how to run my business."
- Playboy
He has a good head on his shoulders
- a different one each night!
He's a fast worker. When he hits a new town, he just
walks over to the first girl and says,
"Can you direct me to your house?"
I've been a faithful husband for over thirty-five years.
I has to do with morality and a lot of fear!
However, I do have a standing offer- I'll give ten
dollars to the first woman who helps me cheat!
It's hard for a girl to say no to him.
He keeps holding her for future questioning.
He's the outdoor type.
He loves to go into the bushes!
She's crossed more state lines
than an eighteen wheeler!
She won't play ball unless the
man furnishes the diamond!
She knows half of the house detectives in
this town by their first knock!
Whe the sages of sin are paid,
she'll get time and a half for overtime!
She's put more men in the driver's seat
than a car-rental outfit!
A certain colunmist wrote that a certain
movie star was engaged to a costar.
The actress was furious and said,
"Can't I sleep with somebody without the
rumors starting that I'm engaged!
He's a guy with no wife expectancy!
He's a man of few words:
Let's! My place! Now!
He's every pinch a gentleman!
She's a popular girl.
She knows how to play tennis,
golf and dumb!
He's like a good dry cleaner.
He works fast and doesn't leave a ring!
She must have married him for his money.
The wedding ceremony was conducted by an
accountant!
She doesn't mind if a man doesn't fit the bill,
as long as he foots it!
He believes in love at first sight.
It saves time!