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Womens View on Sex, Mens Genitals,
Penises and Testicles
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
- Linda Furney
When You're A Penis:
You are bald your entire life.
You have a hole in your head.
You live between two nuts.
An asshole lives behind you.
Finally, when you get excited,
you throw up and then you faint.
- Unknown
God gave us a penis and a brain,
but not enough blood to use both
at the same time.
- Robin Williams
"The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
- Mae West
Whats better then a rose on the piano?
Tu-lips on the organ.
- Author Unknown
"Mobile phones are the only subject on which
men boast about who's got the smallest."
- Neil Kinnock
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis
or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
- Gloria Steinem
"Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find
the occasional king, but most are jacks."
- Laura Swanson
"Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks."
- Author Unknown
"Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence
in itself It is hallmark of an authoritarian regime."
- Unithed States Justice Potter Stewart
"A censor is an expert in cutting remarks.
A censor is a man who knows more than he
thinks you ought to."
- Laurence Peter
"Restrictions of free thought and free speech
is the most dangerous of all subversions.
It is the one un-American act that could most
easily defeat us."
- United States Justice William 0. Douglas
The penis mightier than the sword.
- Mark Twain
Fuzzy Dicks Cocktails
1 part Kahlua
1 part Gran Marnier
Coffee
In coffee cup mix,
add whipped cream
Slippery Dick
Equal parts of Peppermint Schnapps & Amaretto
Layer in a Shot or Pony glass
Hard Dick
3/4 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Frangelico
Splash of Soda
Shake with ice
Strain into a Pony glass
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Cock Teaser
1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 oz Light Bacardi Rum
1 oz Amaretto
3 oz Half and Half
Mix well and strain into cocktail glass with
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Dickless Jack
4 oz Corona
1 oz Jack Daniels
1 squirt(s) Lime Juice
Place in beer mug and stir until fully mixed.
Newlyweds:
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robeand she exclaims, "OH, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why, and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
Bizzare Strange Weird Sex Laws
The Ballad of John and Lorena Bobbit
BACOLOD, Philippines (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Filipino farmer who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete in a fit of religious fervor.
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