I worked in a nightclub where there were no set show times.
Somebody would call and ask, "What time is the next show?"
The boss would answer, "When can you get here?"
It's a shame the tables are reserved
but the customers aren't!
I won't say they spare the alcohol in this club,
but you get a martini on a stick!
The drinks in the nightclub were so watered
the cops used it for a drunk tank!
They really water the drinks here. If you ask
for a chaser, they give you a double!
It's awful to come back from spending
a hundred at a nightclub and find the
babysitter has had a better time than
you have!