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Wife suddenly had an urge to live in the past.
"You used to kiss me." So he leaned over and
kissed her. "You used to hold my hand."
So he reached out and held her hand.
"You used to bite me on the back of the neck."
He got up and walked out of the room.
"Where are you going?
"I'm going to get my teeth." Unknown

Women remember the first kiss they ever got long
after a man has forgotten the last!
I'm sentimental about kissing. I'm good at it
too, and it must show. When I walk, by people say,
"Wow, what a kisser!"

Women remember the first kiss they ever
got long after a man has forgotten the last!
I'm sentimental about kissing. I'm good at it
too, and it must show. When I walk, by people say,
"Wow, what a kisser!"

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and
pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
- Unknown

When some women get kissed,
they have a quickening of the impulse!

I once got beaten up for kissing the bride
after the ceremony. It was three years after
the ceremony!

A kiss is a strange thing. A small boy gets it
for nothing. A young man has to steal it.
And an old man has to pay for it!

A man sent his wife a letter, which ended with
a check for a thousand kisses. The next day,
the mailman cashed it!

A secretary was transferred from one branch of a
company to another. When she reported for work,
her new boss told her, "Do exactly what you did
in the last office. She started to take off her
lipstick!

A lot of women fight back when you try to give them
a kiss, but most of them just take it lying down!


A young woman was talking about men to a new
roommate and explaining her philosophy of life
and love. The roommate said, "What about kissing?"

The young woman said,
"I just kiss the men I know and those I like."

"That's just about everybody. Is there a difference?"

"Well, those I like, I help out!"


A man was on trial for stealing a young lady's purse in
a movie theater. Put on the stand, the young lady
explained what happened. "Just before the picture
started, he came in and sat next to me. Before I
knew it, he was sort of rubbing his hand against
mine. When the picture began, he came closer and
kissed me on the cheek. Soon he was kissing me on
the lips. The next thing I knew he was gone. My
purse was gone too."

The judge said, "While he was doing all that
kissing, why didn't you call for the manager?

The young lady said, "I didn't know he wanted my purse!"


A man was having a passionate affair with his
best friend's wife. As they made love, the
wife said, "Kiss me, kiss me."

The man said, "Kiss you? I shouldn't even be doing this!"


Sir, more than kisses, letters mingle souls.
For, thus friends absent speak.
- John Donne
You have to kiss an awful lot of
frogs before you find a prince.
- London Klotter

A kiss is a lovely trick designed
by nature to stop speech when words
become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Teach not thy lip such scorn,
for it was made For kissing,
lady, not for such contempt.
- William Shakespeare

"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.
-Coco Chanel

A kiss can be a comma,
a question mark,
or an exclamation point.
That's the basic spelling
that every woman ought to know.
- Mistinguette

It is the passion that is in a kiss
that gives to it its sweetness;
it is the affection in a kiss
that sanctifies it.
- Christian Nevell Bovee
The sound of a kiss is not so loud
as that of a cannon, but its echo
lasts a great deal longer.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?
- Henry Finck