In school she was voted the girl most likely to.
She has boyfriends by the score, and most of them do.
She must be descended from Abraham Lincoln.
Everybody has taken a shot at her in the balcony.
Going steady is like a tourniquet.
It stops your circulation.
The cure for love at first sight is too take another look.
She's the kind of girl a fellow likes to take home to smother.
He's a real great date. He never puts gas in his car.
He just takes his girl out for a push!
She must be a pilgrim. Each time they go out,
he makes a little progress.
He never wears his glasses on a date.
That way the girls look better to him.
"Don't you love driving?"
"Well, usually I stop first!"
"My daughter is getting married."
Who is the boy?"
"Alex, the boy she's been going with.
I hope she makes him as happy as she's
making my husband and me!"
When my son was six years old, he fell in love with a girl
who lived around the corner. On Valentine's Day he sent
her some flowers with a note that said, "To Linda with all my
allowance!" They saw each other the following weekend at a
birthday party. She said, "Flowers are stupid!" My son
never recovered. That's one of the risks you have to take
in the dating game!
He was bowlegged and she was knock need.
When they stood together,
they spelled the word "ox"!
Sir, you'll have to excuse me for coming to the door
to get Amy, but my car horn isn't working!
The father said, "Young fellow, aren't you
spending too much money on my daughter?"
"Yes sir," the young man said. "I wish
you'd talk to her about that!"
I'll never forget this one girl I met.
I got such a lump in my throat.
She was a karate champ!
He found it impossible to make a date. He'd start to
talk to a girl, and his tongue would twist up like a
pretzel. He went to a bookstore and looked for a
volume that might help him overcome his timidity.
On a nonfiction rack he saw a book titled
WAYS TO A WOMEN. Blowing his whole allowance,
he bought the book, rushed home, and discovered
that he'd bought volume ten of the encyclopedia!