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A Housewife's RevengeThen he put on the biggest heaviest winter boots he had And stomped on it for three hours Maybe four And I hope his Sorrells Are ruined forever 'Cause you know he knows How to push my every button He forgot to put his beer can In the recycling bin And he meant to do it On purpose I'm sure So I might just have to tell him Why his dog, Ralph That ran away three years ago Won't be coming home again Cause you know He walks around the house In his underwear And perhaps if he were good looking I might feel a bit jealous, overzealous But all I feel is embarrassed Looking at him standing there Hoping he never finds his left slipper I should tell him how I feel He says, "Oh great I gotta listen to her snivel again" So I have these little Unfulfilled fantasies Of putting arsenic in his teacup We'd see who'd be laughing then If only he was the type to drink tea In his El Camino With its black red-flame firebird on front He keeps the keys to himself He won't take me out to the movies 'Cause of football So I'll just hold out On something else Hungry Man TV dinner again I say, "Listen man ou better treat me with some R-E-S-P-E-C-T 'Cause I gotta A whole lotta what you need Then a whole lot besides And then still a whole lot more" "Yeah, if you were talking About your weight That might be true But otherwise all you give me is Headache and heartburn" Hungry Man TV dinner and his Sorrels So I took his left slipper nd his Hungry Man TV dinner And I spit on his Sorrels As I walked out the door As I walked out the door By the way, your dog Ralph on't be coming home again Jewel |
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