I have a personal dislike to Vampires,
and the little acquaintance I have
with them would by no means induce me
to reveal their secrets.
- Lord Byron

Welcome to our humble abode. Make yourself comfortable while I bring
in the rest of the family. I'm proud to say that our family consists of some pretty famous characters! I'm sure you're just DYING to meet Michael Myers, Jason, Frankenstein and his lovely bride, Dr. Jekyll and his cousin Mr. Hyde, Alvira, the Adams and their kids, the Munster's Family, Casper the friendly ghost and our little boy Chucky!

Norman Bates will try hard to entice you into staying over at his motel, The Bates Motel. Marion was the last person to rent one of his rooms and disliked it so much, that she even insinuated that poor Norman had a peep hole in the wall! She took a quick shower and left. You should have seen the mess she left in the bathroom! She even stole the shower curtain! Nobody has seen her since! I'm sure she's been bad mouthing the place to everyone!

Dr. Hannibal Lector, otherwise known as, Hannibal the Cannibal and his best friend Buffalo Bill, have been waiting for your arrival and have been ready since yesterday. The darlings keeps asking me who I'm having over for dinner this Halloween Night. I've promised them that they'll find our BRAND NEW guest, absolutely DEEEE-LICIOUSLY interesting!

It's past midnight now! Why don't you go for a little walk down our backyard. We call it "The Grraaave Yard Estates." I'm sure you'll find yourself in a deathlike human trance as you walk past the lovely marble tombstones. That lovely tall and stately woman with the lovely pearly white fangs and blood red fingernails, standing just beyond that old coffin which seems to breath, will be more than happy to accompany you, I'm sure. She's quite a flirt who hungers for a companion, so do be offended if she hungeringly tries to nibble at your neck.

The best time to go out there and become acquainted with nature and all of our critters is when it's black as hell. Don't fret if you should bump into our darling pets. They're just over grown rats, who love to gnaw hungerly at bits and pieces of sweets goodies they find throughout the grounds. Don't become alarmed if you should see hungering eyes staring in greed. They're just cautious to catch you, should you stumble to the ground. hee hee

Oh! This Halloween will be, hehehe, another special day to remember for me and the rest of the family. I just know you'll be the center of attraction and the best treat ever! Please forgive me if my mouth waters so, (got a knapkin?) it's just that I'm really looking forward to having YOU for dinner! hehehe hehehe!