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Chocolate Rules and Recipes For Chocoholics
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices
and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many
as you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in
the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll
eat less.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total
daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't
that handy?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate
on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of
heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and
white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives
make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love.
Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is,
let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
Miranda Ingram
The superiority of chocolate, both for health and
nourishment, will soon give it the same preference
over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.
Thomas Jefferson
Other things are just food.
But chocolate's chocolate.
Patrick Skene Catling
Venice is like eating an entire
box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
Truman Capote
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RECIPES FIR CHOCOLATE SAUCES:
Chocolate Sauce Recipes
1 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 egg, well beaten
2 ounces Hershey's
Unsweetened Baking Chocolate
2/3 cup evaporated milk
1 teaspoon vanilla
Combine sugar, corn syrup, and egg
in a medium saucepan. Add chocolate.
Cook over medium heat, stirring
constantly, until mixture
comes to a full boil. Boil and stir
for 3 minutes. Remove from heat.
Let stand for 5 minutes.
Gradually stir in evaporated mild
and vanilla. Serve over cake or
ice cream.
Makes approximately 2 cups.
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Chocolate Almond Kisses Cocktails
0.5 oz. Brown Creme de Cacao
0.5 oz. Frangelico
0.5 oz. Absolut Vodka
6 oz. Vanilla Ice Cream
Drink Type: Blended & Frozen Drinks
1 Coupette Glass Serving
Combine liquor with 2 scoops vanilla ice cream
Blend with ice and garnish with chocolate sprinkles.
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