Revenge of the Whale

Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the
coast of Japan when the male whale looks up and sees
the whaling ship that killed his father five years ago.
Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's
death, the male whale says to the female "Let's go
underneath the ship and blow air through our blow
holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make
them think twice about killing innocent whales."
The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly.
Once the whaling ship has completely sunk, the male
whale notices that most of the sailors are making
their way back to the shore by either swimming or
in lifeboats.

Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male
whale yells "They're going to shore, let's go gobble
them up!" Just then the female whale becomes less
cooperative. "Sure", she says, "I agreed to the
blow job, but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"

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