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40-ish ... 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic ... Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking ... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated ... Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit ... Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first ... As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun ... Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking ... Arrogant
Honest ... Pathological Liar
Huggable ... Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Like to cuddle ... Insecure, overly dependent
Mature ... Until you get to know him
Open-minded ... Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
Physically fit ... I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet ... Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual ... Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable ... Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful ... Says "Please" when demanding a beer

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Personal Ads, Abbreviations and Men
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